Quest for the Ogopogo

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Solarbenite Plan

Lobo: You have to get a search permit, but it looks like the purse is getting bigger!

Jose: BFD. The real question is: When we catch the sturgeon or catfish or whatever it is, how are we going to dress it up in a reward-worthy Ogopogo-like manner?

Lobo: I'm not sayin' it's any big deal.

I'm just sayin' I need an Ogie break now and again, okay?

The real question is: What if we did have this solaranite [sic] bomb? We'd be an even stronger nation that we are now!

Jose: That's it! That's how we'll catch Ogie! We'll take a can of our gasoline and we'll pour a thin line of that gasoline from Ogie to the sun itself! And then something unclear happens, after which we will profit!

Lobo: Capital, my friend! You've hit the mark spot on! Bravo!

Jose: This is the kind of teamwork that will win us those big Canadian beaver-bucks. Working together is what this expedition is all about.

Except for Alcalde. He's always raining on our wet blanket.