Lobo: You have to get a search permit, but it looks like the purse is getting bigger!
Jose: "Search to be conducted between August 1, 2000 and September 1, 2001."
Do you think we'll make it?
Lobo: If we hurry.
I'll bet the prize is up to C$2.1 mil by now!
Houseboat Videotaped Alcalde Death Dive Mash!
Al: Hmm... It may be time to start marinating Alcalde...
Jose: What kind of marinade do you think Ogopogi prefer?
Jose: Alcalde keeps weaseling out, though. He's just not reliable. Maybe we should use Al instead.
Al: Nope, Alcalde's the designated bait. It's been established.
What kind of marinade do you think an Ogo would like?
Jose: Hey, that's what I just said!
Al: I asked you that! Anyway, maybe some kinda BBQ sauce? Whaddaya think: Mild, zesty, or what?
Jose: How about sweet and sour?
Al: I dunno... Spicy?
Lobo: Chipotle? Green Curry? Finlandia Eel?
Al: Keep it simple, dude.
Jose: Ooh! Thai peanut sauce!
Al: That's it!!! Peanut sauce it is!
Jose: Boy, I hope Ogie doesn't have a peanut allergy. That could spoil everything.
Al: Hmm... You're right... Oooo, I know, soy sauce!
Jose: I dunno, that's kinda salty. I'm thinking maybe spicy is the best way to go after all. Turn Alcalde into a giant buffalo wing.
Al: If that's the case, then Ogo may not like spicy. We don't wanna overdo it especially if it's too spicy. I say we go back to plain ol' BBQ sauce, regular flavor, right out of a jug. I suggest we go to Costco, buy an Alcalde-sized jug, and we're done.
Jose: I guess we are going to need a lot of it, and we don't want to cut into our profits too much.
Al: It shouldn't... Costco prices are very reasonable. Besides, Lobo's springing for the bbq sauce.
Alcalde: You guys are the best pals anyone could ask for. You're the greatest!
Al: Pals? Huh?
Jose: I think I can speak for all of us when I say that we genuinely care about you as bait.
Al: That's a fact... Um... I get the PowerMac when he gets et!
Alcalde: You care. I know you deeply care. That's what makes our friendship so special.
Al: Friendship? Man, you are deluded!
Jose: You betcha! We care somewhat!
You know, you could use some relaxation. Why not take a nice long soak in a tub full of barbecue sauce?
Al: Then, after a 4-hour soak or so, wrap yourself in plastic and you'll get really tender... Um... relaxed.
Jose: And he'll smell fabulous!
